No worries, I only ban people I like. If I do not like you, I just ignore you.
That said, I told
I was starting a podcast and that he was going to be on it, which went about how things tend to go when people tell Chris Brogan what to do. (Which is actually that he was encouraging and helpful, but we will keep up the public face and pretend I am very, very, mad at him. He wishes.)BUT, I did decide to ban him permanently from my podcast. So I did. That was SO much fun, that I have decided to start banning other people, too! Here is the current banned list of 2025:
We already talked about him so I will not dignify it with a name.
- also said no to being on my podcast, so he does not get cookies.
- was lovely and sweet and polite, but she is still banned even though she is one of my favorite writers on here.
- is banned because I am too shy to ask him to be on my podcast, anyway he already podcasts every day, apparently, so you can just go watch that one.
- is banned, for being friends with Chris Guillebeau, and because I like her a lot (I bought her book at a recent event, and she was lovely! Also, still banned).
- is banned because he is too awesome to exist, therefore he is not real and I only want real humans for my show.
- is banned, for being #1 in the humor category today, when I am only at like #78, I fell down a lot yesterday.
- is also banned for being funnier than me, that is not allowed
- is banned for having a cool name and for following Garrison Keillor.
- is also banned, because there can be only one SQUWRL also HI DAVE
- is definitely banned for being friends with Dave and HOW DO YOU KNOW EACH OTHER GUYYSSSSS but yeah you are banned, welcome!
OK I ran out of people to ban but if you want to be banned, just let me know. I would be very happy to assist you with that.
Yay!
@Neela 🌶️ @Mack Collier y’alk done been banned 🤣🤣🤣🤣